What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:22
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
What is one thing you've learned from life?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.