What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 06:26

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO